Hey guys it's Luke and TBTL get sponsorship from Uber just thought I'd remind you

before we get rolling on this Tuesday edition of the program you know yesterday I was

heading up to the east side of the Greater Seattle area and turns out Kerry needed my

car for lugging some heavy bags and boxes and taking them to the dump because I tried

to leave the hard physical labor to the member of the family who weighs 102 pounds and

so I needed to get a ride out where I was going and what did I do well I called up Uber

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they're an official sponsor of TBTL and we love them so very much all right let's get going

with this Tuesday edition of the show stop to taste stop what you have here is a bad

hog it's insensitive and inappropriate for the work environment let's try it my way

now watch as mark leans in finds the power center on the small of the back gives three tender

circles with the palm of his hand and finishes with a friendly slap on the cheek TBTL

there are two types of people in this world those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't

Max wife loves him how new small words that you'll be sure to understand you

wartime faced the food are you acting insane and threatening to cut my throat you scared me you've

got to like you know like say something before you touch me you stuck up half-witted scrappy looking

not harder you are physically repulsive intellectually retarded vulgar insensitive selfish

stupid you have no taste allows you sensitive you smell yeah but other than that we're really

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