Hey folks, did you know that TBTL gets support from Uber?

And did you know that Uber is just the most fantastical way you can possibly get around

a city?

Everybody we know who signed up for this because of TBTL has emailed us and thanked us

and said, oh my god, I can't believe I lived my life before I knew about Uber.

If you happen to live in the Seattle area, you got an even better deal coming your way.

If you use the promo code TBTL, when you sign up, your first ride up to $50 will be free.

That's right, Uber is going to buy you a free ride if you're one of the Seattle Tens and

you sign up for the first time.

Make sure that you bring Uber along with you on your next trip.

Stay away from the DUIs, stay away from the spring in the taxi cab, shooting up through

the seat and touching you in your private parts.

Get away from all of the hassle and annoyances of the other ways that you might be trying

to get around town and get yourself an Uber, you dummies!

When I found you, you were so stubborn, truck, you couldn't buy brandy, and you,

friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless, do you want me to send you back to where you were?

I'm employed in Greenland!

I use what the God gave me.

I'm not super mature, I use myself.

This is without a doubt one of my favorite items.

My dinner with Andre Action figures and what you can do, which is so cute, is you can

re-enact the whole scene where the two guys talk to each other and say, I'm sure glad

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