Episode 142: The Numbers Are Communicating With Us
Election Profit Makers
Jon Kimball & David Rees
4.8 • 720 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Jon recaps one of the greatest games in UNC history. David discusses sexual get-togethers. Kate captures a stunning 444 moment.
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| 0:00.0 | I will turn it up. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to election profit makers. |
| 0:10.0 | I am going to turn it up. |
| 0:12.0 | Turn it up. Go. |
| 0:13.0 | I did. |
| 0:14.0 | My name's David and I'm joined on the line by John. |
| 0:17.0 | All right. |
| 0:18.0 | I just want to say that I just picked up David at the airport. It was a disaster. |
| 0:24.6 | Guy tells me to not be late. So I get there. You're dropping a guy tells me, huh? I'm just |
| 0:30.8 | guy now, huh? Yeah. The guy tells me not to be late. So I get there and I say I'm here. And then he says, |
| 0:35.9 | I just landed. And I was like all right so |
| 0:38.7 | he'll be out in just a minute 25 minutes later he comes out and says I'm ready pick me up at |
| 0:45.0 | terminal one and at the number three sign so I drive all the way around to terminal ones and we're |
| 0:51.9 | going to do some number humor sounds like the 4 4-4-4-4 show. Yeah. Yeah. So I get to T1, S3, sign 3, and he's not there. And I say, are you sure that you're at Terminal 1 and that you're not at Terminal 2?. And then he says, oh my God, I'm at |
| 1:11.3 | terminal two at sign three. So I drive over to terminal two, sign three. He's not there. He said, |
| 1:18.4 | what do you mean? I'm standing right here. I said, dude, I'm standing right here at sign three at |
| 1:25.3 | terminal two and you're not here and the police aren't happy that I'm just |
| 1:28.8 | sitting here loitering. And then you said, I'm standing here outside and I said, wait a minute. |
| 1:34.5 | Are you at the baggage claim? And he said, no, I'm at arrivals upstairs. And I said, |
| 1:44.5 | bruh, no, you're at the wrong place. |
| 1:48.4 | You need to come downstairs. |
| 1:49.6 | And then the police told me that I needed to leave. |
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