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Election Profit Makers

Episode 142: The Numbers Are Communicating With Us

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

News, Comedy, Politics

4.8720 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Jon recaps one of the greatest games in UNC history. David discusses sexual get-togethers. Kate captures a stunning 444 moment.

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0:00.0

I will turn it up.

0:07.0

Welcome to election profit makers.

0:10.0

I am going to turn it up.

0:12.0

Turn it up. Go.

0:13.0

I did.

0:14.0

My name's David and I'm joined on the line by John.

0:17.0

All right.

0:18.0

I just want to say that I just picked up David at the airport. It was a disaster.

0:24.6

Guy tells me to not be late. So I get there. You're dropping a guy tells me, huh? I'm just

0:30.8

guy now, huh? Yeah. The guy tells me not to be late. So I get there and I say I'm here. And then he says,

0:35.9

I just landed. And I was like all right so

0:38.7

he'll be out in just a minute 25 minutes later he comes out and says I'm ready pick me up at

0:45.0

terminal one and at the number three sign so I drive all the way around to terminal ones and we're

0:51.9

going to do some number humor sounds like the 4 4-4-4-4 show. Yeah. Yeah. So I get to T1, S3, sign 3, and he's not there. And I say, are you sure that you're at Terminal 1 and that you're not at Terminal 2?. And then he says, oh my God, I'm at

1:11.3

terminal two at sign three. So I drive over to terminal two, sign three. He's not there. He said,

1:18.4

what do you mean? I'm standing right here. I said, dude, I'm standing right here at sign three at

1:25.3

terminal two and you're not here and the police aren't happy that I'm just

1:28.8

sitting here loitering. And then you said, I'm standing here outside and I said, wait a minute.

1:34.5

Are you at the baggage claim? And he said, no, I'm at arrivals upstairs. And I said,

1:44.5

bruh, no, you're at the wrong place.

1:48.4

You need to come downstairs.

1:49.6

And then the police told me that I needed to leave.

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