I lost my job, before we arrived, I even got thrown out of my trailer, all because of one thing, free bison, cocaine, that's all my life was, was bison, nothing else.

I got in a rehab program that didn't have red stone arsenal down there in Alabama, and within people helping me, well that smoking white devil is no longer part of my life.

And I could proud to say that today, I do not free bison cocaine.

Now I'll take a drink now, you know, I'll take a drink, and I might even smoke a little rape, you know, I like smoke, rafers, you know, I'd relax as many as I think, but as far as bison goes, I don't do it.

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Hey Johnny, how about a beer, huh?

Oh, a couple of Charles Bukowski's, a full of Bruce Doyevskis, maybe Mike Brugas-Lowsky, perhaps a Teddy Brusky.

Yo, you said he was going to be dancing, you said he was going to be partying, you said he was going to be doing what we do.

I got a dark side, there's a demon in me.

Nice software!

Hmm, are you sure don't talk like a machine?

You think you're too cool for school, but I got a new flash for you Walter Cronkite, you aren't.

They think you're awesome, they think you're number one.

They think you're the B-E-S-T.

Wait, that's a new spawning thing.

Did it?

Hey there, hi there, welcome everybody to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

This is episode 1,415 in a collector series.

Today we will bring you from the T-B-T-L archives.

Our live show that we did with Dan Savage and Ok Sweetheart down in the basement of the rendezvous in Seattle.

That was quite a day, wasn't it Andrew Walsky?

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