Episode #1413: Ron Donald Do
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2013
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss eternal life, and decide (for the most part) that they don't want it. Plus, Party Down's Ken Marino discusses his least-known roles.
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| 0:00.0 | Tell me who did this! |
| 0:01.1 | Chinese Mafia. |
| 0:02.6 | I couldn't pay my gambling debts. |
| 0:04.1 | I play high stakes, ball in the cup thing. |
| 0:06.0 | Now I need that throne! |
| 0:07.3 | They took it! They took everything that wasn't nailed to the floor, |
| 0:10.0 | including my floor nailing machine, |
| 0:11.8 | which nails other things to the floor, |
| 0:13.8 | but because it has to be moved from place to place to do so, |
| 0:16.2 | is not itself nailed to the floor. |
| 0:18.2 | Where can I find them? |
| 0:19.1 | Well, I got mine at United Floor nailing. |
| 0:20.8 | I can run... |
| 0:21.3 | No, the Chinese Mafia! |
| 0:22.6 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:25.5 | Okay, I love you so much, like, to the ends of the world and back so much, |
| 0:33.1 | but sometimes I love you the way that, like, |
| 0:35.4 | I feel sorry for a monkey. |
| 0:36.6 | Like, they're just, they need so much help |
| 0:38.1 | and they're in such an ugly cage, you know what I mean? |
| 0:40.1 | I don't know what you did or didn't do, |
| 0:42.4 | but I do know that I can't know what you know or you don't know, |
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