Episode 141: One Two Skeet Sleep

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Chris is back from his wedding and honeymoon and Ms. Pat asks all the questions she wants to know, like "how was it?" He then in awkwardly tries to explain when black cultures meet. We end with Ms. Pat talking about her new job in Atlanta radio! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.4	around a six-seater table and the cat taking down the tree. Again! Christmas can be tricky.
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0:59.5	Hey, it's Fightboy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support
1:03.9	us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography. Visit
1:09.4	misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
1:13.7	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. We're here with Chris back from here. It's finally
1:18.3	not after seven years. Seven years of version. Seven years. Seven years. Forty-year-old
1:32.5	virgin. How do you lay after all this time? What do you see? Palsy. Not even. You got
1:41.3	the right one, baby. Not even Coca Cola. You ain't putting that shit on my. Even the cat
1:51.6	happy you guys are losing. Look at this. Y'all stay tuned after the bees will be
1:58.4	ran fucking back. You better get up, get out and turn into this podcast. It's Pat's
2:12.7	She's been on real bruh. It could be pretty with a guy at the same time. You're so in, put
2:29.2	your life on the spin-down. Ain't no need for the weight. You turn it up now. What you talking
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