Episode 140: The Hymen Maneuver
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat
4.9 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2021
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and |
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| 0:26.9 | Slack.com slash DHQ. Between forgetting the sellotape, trying to squeeze eight people |
| 0:32.3 | around a six-seater table and the cat taking down the tree. Again! Christmas can be tricky. |
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| 0:59.6 | Hi, my name is Jasmine and I'm a proud crowd baby and patron of the Pat Down. Chris had |
| 1:04.5 | way too much fun constipating his marriage, so he asked me to pick my favorite bonus episode. |
| 1:09.4 | I love all of the bonus episodes and my favorite changes all the time, but for today it is |
| 1:14.4 | the Hymn maneuver. This is my favorite episode because it really shows how awesome this Pat |
| 1:18.9 | is as a storyteller and is truly hilarious from beginning to end. You'll get to hear |
| 1:24.1 | about her many jobs, hustles and the best fight ever told on the Pat Down. We also get |
| 1:29.6 | the story about Miss Pat's first joke about her brother, the cat burglar, and her early |
| 1:34.6 | comedy years. Everyone discusses sleep, which makes Miss Pat pissed off because Chris has |
| 1:39.9 | dreams. This is one of my favorites as it is the first time that each story that is told |
| 1:45.4 | by the group had me crying, laughing and talking back to the screen. This is the perfect |
| 1:50.3 | time to say if the Pat Down has ever made you laugh or chuckle, please support this podcast |
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