I hate today. I hate today so much that I might not even go to class.

Why? It is so gorgeous outside.

Yeah, I know. It like really gives me this uneasy feeling.

It's like the certain kind of spring itch, you know what I mean?

I saw three people touching tongues outside of my final yesterday.

Like three couples? No. Three people.

T-B-T-L!

I believe that what's about to follow is really going to amaze.

So I suggest you sit back and enjoy your front row seat.

Today we are going to go over a great self-defense strategy, pooping yourself.

I get out of the shower looking mirror. I'm impressed because I look freaking awesome.

Well, it's funny. Yeah, I know that. That's good. That's cool.

Hey, we have the same taste in words.

Hey, do you guys hear about that thing about sports?

You worst episode ever.

Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies.

Hey, you know what time it is? It's time to get real.

Hey everybody, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is episode 1,409 in a collector series with Burbank here.

Andrew Walshki with us as well. Hey, hey.

And from the second time's podcast with us for the next two weeks,

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