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Episode 140.5: Listener Stories #19

Let's Get Haunted

Let's Get Haunted

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 128 minutes

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SKIP TO 00:48:49 TO GET TO THE FIRST LISTENER STORY Welcome to Episode 140.5: Listener Stories #19! This is the episode where our haunties (aka listeners) write in with their first-person spooky tales of cryptids, ghosts, curses, and aliens. Listener Stories from this week’s episode include: a baby corpse in a chimney, sleep paralysis closet gnomes, a little girl ghost with phantom cigar smoke, a theater ghost, a goose with bad vibes, an old woman in a white nightgown in a hallway, a shadow man strangling a sleeping child, the hat man, a mom doppelgänger, and much, much more. Some of the listeners whose stories are featured in this episode include: Pia O, Esther P, Ren, Cat D, Lucy, Andy N, Ryan P, Pho S, & Shannon K. If you’d like to see the extended video version of this episode (which has a 75 minute long intro) subscribe to our Patreon! https://patreon.com/letsgethaunted TIME STAMPS 00:00:00 - CHITCHAT 00:05:42 - DONOR SHOUTOUTS 00:13:57 - PERSONAL HAUNTINGS 00:24:57 - MANSCAPED AD 00:30:40 - LISTENER MAIL 00:48:49 - LISTENER STORIES BEGIN This episode is sponsored! Buy Manscaped products: https://www.manscaped.com & use code “LETSGETHAUNTED” for 20% off + free shipping. Join the Patreon today! https://patreon.com/letsgethaunted —— Other Important Stuff: LGH Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/letsgethaunted Buy Our Merch: https://www.letsgethaunted.com Check out the photo dump for this week’s episode: https://www.instagram.com/letsgethaunted Send us fan mail: PO BOX 1658 Camarillo, CA 93011 Send us your listener stories: [email protected] —— BACKGROUND MUSIC Song: Casa Bossa Nova by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Creative Commons — CC BY 3.0 I https://goo.gl/Yibru5 Song: Triumph (No Copyright Music) Music and Production by Pepe Pérez TRIUMPH. Music Orchestral Instrumental EPIC Motivational. No copyright LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JsdHHYUmeg Song: FREE SOUND EFFECT - ELEVATOR MUSIC [NO COPYRIGHT] INFO: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/, This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-NQAgm-YM&t=17s

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Let's Get Haunted with your host, Matt Strong and Ali.

0:19.6

Welcome back guys, you listener stories number 19.

0:23.9

You believe it 19 listener episodes ever and if you aren't really sure what's going on and you need to be schooled, you should know that if you would like to see the video version of this episode, you can head right over to our Patreon, which is patreon.com forward slash let's get haunted and you can see the video version, which will be up right now.

0:45.9

Yeah. Okay, so I'm seeing that you have bangs and I'm so happy. Honestly, don't know what the fuck you were thinking by waiting this long. I've never seen someone just so proudly bear their forehead for like a decade.

1:01.9

And I was like, what the fuck is going on? So I'm really glad that you have.

1:05.9

Thank you, thank you.

1:07.9

I did an overcome whatever was keeping you because they look great. I think everyone looks better with bangs. I love bangs.

1:15.9

I actually tried bangs once before and they looked so bad that I was like, I'm never going to try them ever again, but for whatever reason with my old age, I think I'm coming into my bangs era.

1:27.9

I remember there was like a brief time in college where you had bangs, but you only styled like you straightened the shit out of them and you only styled them to one side, you know.

1:39.9

Let me explain. Yeah, those were bangs and quotation marks because what I did in college to save money is cut my own hair.

1:49.9

Right. Now you would think, oh, is she going to look up online like on wiki how, how to cut her own hair? Nope. Oh, is she going to go on YouTube and watch a tutorial? Nope.

2:00.9

Just would grab my hair at the front of my head with all of my force, pull it to the side, which you're not supposed to do. And then cut bangs. And yeah, that's what I did for four years and it was a dark time.

2:14.9

I know and gives a shit, but I'm going to tell you anyway because she's exciting to me. I had to recently cut off all of my hair, which was annoying to me because it was really long and I never have my hair long because I like it's really fucking with it.

2:29.9

So I was so happy that it was long and I felt like a mermaid, even though it was not that long for the average person. It was long for me.

2:37.9

And it was just so damaged that it was like literally melting off and I was so gummy and anyone who's overbleached their hair over processed their hair, they know what I'm talking about where it like stays wet forever when you shower and it feels like spaghetti and it's like stretchy and it breaks and it's just terrible.

2:55.9

That was happening so much. I had so many broken pieces of hair. You can kind of see it in the Christmas video. We shot you can see all these like broken hairs that I was just pretending weren't there all over my head.

3:08.9

But eventually I went into somebody and they were just like, I'm going to give you a real haircut because right now you have like a golem haircut, you know, it's like all different lengths and I don't think it's on purpose.

3:21.9

And I was just like coasting through life like no, it's fine. I have like 50% of the hair on my head is is long and then the other half is short and but you don't pay attention to the short because the long is covering it up.

3:36.9

So it really did just look like golems hair and and I didn't consent to that. So I don't think that was fair. But so yeah, I got it cut into like this pixie cut and at first I was so sad I literally sent like a selfie on the discord of me crying

3:51.9

making a face like this. And I was just like the new trend is being insecure and sad. And then everyone was like, finally I turned I can get behind like this is my year. So they made me feel a lot better.

4:04.9

I think this is the shortest you've ever had your hair, right? Yeah. Well, no, there was like that time in college where I had it buzzed. Remember when we went to that festival.

4:14.9

Yes, the RSD. It was cross festival. Yes. Oh, I totally forgot about that. And we were just singing like, it's my line. It's live more live. And we met up with my cousin. Remember my cousin went and like smoked hookah with us.

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