I don't understand your logic, Randy, if you're gonna rub pate on your nipples, why does that?

Apparently the protein is absorbed quicker.

The third fucking told you that.

There's no way pate absorbs into your nipples quicker than eating it.

Apparently, and also if you sunshine on your butthole, it gives you more vitamin D in 10 minutes than anything.

On your ass.

Yeah, but don't only morning sun doing you don't want to get a butt burn.

What the fuck?

No, I heard.

So are you laying out with your leg spread?

Yes.

I heard vitamin D's good for your nut sack.

Don't know if that's true.

This is what Dougie was talking about.

He said you were at the playground.

He had your ankles up by your fucking ears with your whole spread open and you were rubbing pate on your nipples.

I thought I was in the sandbox because the sandbox has edges, no one saw me.

Well, Dougie did because he drives a big rig and he could look down into it.

Well, Dougie.

He's trying to work up a big load because it does create a bigger sperm cow.

What does vitamin D? If you keep the lathe with your bag, like hanging out to the sun.

It's good for the old dogs.

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