Episode #1397: The Road To Hobo-Clownville

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2013

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke says goodbye to The Luke Burbank Show and takes stock of his life. Is he going to end up like a hobo clown with a cactus for a body part?

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0:00.0	Have you made any sales today?
0:03.0	Oh, you're angry.
0:05.0	I like that.
0:07.0	If I got divorced, I'd probably be pretty angry too.
0:09.0	First I'd have to get married, but then if I'd get divorced.
0:12.0	You need to get back on the man horse, right?
0:15.0	Because I think I know a certain horse man
0:17.0	that might want to take you out for a truck.
0:20.0	Are you seriously hitting on me right now?
0:22.0	No!
0:24.0	No, I'm not. That was my horse impression.
0:27.0	Say no.
0:28.0	T-B-T-L!
0:33.0	So, I've got a very special story for you guys today.
0:38.0	It's about the time that I got in a fight
0:41.0	because I said that I was going to marry a cartoon character
0:45.0	that some other girl said that she was going to marry.
0:48.0	A man had to break through a human barricade
0:51.0	in order to seize two oranges that were meant to symbolize his testicles.
0:57.0	He was then frenetically instructed to squeeze the juice from them
1:00.0	and drink them and put the oranges in his pants
1:03.0	in order to represent gaining his testicles.
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