Hi, everybody!

Hi, Dr. Nick!

Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.

I recommend a slow, steady, gorging process

combined with astral horizontalogy.

Of course!

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups

such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocolate stick.

And remember, if you're not sure about something,

rub it against a piece of paper.

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.

Bye-bye, everybody!

TVTL!

And you must admit, gentlemen, these two guys are really been a thorn in your sides.

You know what happens when you get a thorn in your side, Gene?

It draws blood.

You know, two big boys, and they think this is all fun in games.

They think they can come in here and play around.

They're walking down a dark path from which there's no return.

You two are on my S-

**** and T-list.

And this is shortlist.

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