Hey, they call me grapefruit Simmons Fitzdog grapefruit Simmons spike

the man. I'm just Allison Rosen. No, you're not your alley cat. I found out last week your alley cat.

I'm also Barry as in fruit and berry because you're grapefruit. Yeah, I'm berry. Yeah, I mean, I think that

maybe we should all be named like the indigenous people do it where you know the first thing you see

I was told when I was a kid and of course it was probably a lot of misinformation that

that the native peoples are named after the first thing that you see after the baby's born.

So you would be like crown royal crown royal and angry bartender demand angry bartender

demanding payment would be my name right right and I don't know I just would have been like young mom

how old was your mom 24 I think my mom was like my mom was stays my mom was born in my mom was 22

okay yeah that was average gotta one up me don't you well welcome to childish everyone and also if

you're watching us on YouTube we are doing this one I spent a while there's been a clamoring there's

been an outcry when are you gonna be on YouTube again when are you gonna be on YouTube again

here we are well it took us a little we're a little bit late there were some technical difficulties

but here we are finally um and uh and drink it in uh enjoy I'm wearing makeup Greg is not in

his office he is on the road Austin Texas the capital of Texas it's uh it's a place where

your Uber driver has to always talk to you about how Austin has changed and it's not like the old

Austin anymore it's like yeah that's right that's how time works that's how a linear society operates

things change I mean they're obsessed with telling you that everybody it used to be all flip flops

cowboy boots and now it's guys with you know uh loafers on and dress shirts and all these

Californians have come in it's like yeah stop presenting California everybody in the country

I'm tired of like I'm a New Yorker uh but you're as a as a Californian I'll defend you

and say stop presenting the state that brings you all of your TV shows that you talk about at work

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