Omnibus is the production of I Heart Radio.

I'm the first time in a month to skip and uh...

Oh my god.

We're receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past.

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica

that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization

or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 634.ge0913.

Certificate number 26015.

Indigo.

Wow, that's a full rainbow.

All the way.

Double rainbow.

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