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🗓️ 28 March 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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In which a funding impasse and clever fast food franchises put a one-of-a-kind stoplight right in the middle of a Pennsylvania interstate, and Ken misremembers who built the Lincoln Highway. Certificate #31424.
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0:00.0 | Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival, |
0:06.0 | three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent. |
0:11.1 | Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend. |
0:13.1 | All right. |
0:13.9 | Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior. |
0:16.8 | And don't get us started on Mel. |
0:19.4 | But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together. |
0:22.6 | All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. |
0:25.6 | Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel with us. |
0:28.0 | P and Dauferries, there is another way. |
0:30.1 | Omnibus is a production of High Heart Radio. We are going to support emergency for the first time in a |
0:37.0 | about a ticket. |
0:38.0 | And, uh... |
0:40.0 | We are seeing Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
0:48.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
0:53.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, |
0:56.9 | we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
1:00.7 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders |
1:04.0 | and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
1:07.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just |
1:10.1 | reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
1:15.5 | This is our time capsule. |
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