We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the

turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that

would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the

technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is The Omnibus.

You have accessed entry 398.ge 1711 certificate number 27021 egg cracking machines.

So how's your egg cracking skills?

What's your egg cracking skill set like?

Are you asking if I'm a one handed egg cracker?

Do you feel confident if someone hands you an egg and says crack this into a bowl?

Like how much confidence do you bring to the whole process?

I am quite confident but perhaps over confident.

I always do the one hand crack that I used to see TV chefs do because I was always very

impressed by that.

But it's a much harder way to crack.

So that does increase the odds of getting a little shell in the egg.

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