Episode 139: Banksy’s Rare Exhibit, The Senate vs TikTok, & You Can’t Wrestle Bears In Missouri

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a giant St. Louis Cardinals’ Budweiser tallboy and reviews her week at Lake of the Ozarks spending Father’s Day with her dad.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that many of Queen Taylor Swift’s fans report experiencing ‘amnesia’ while attending the Eras Tour, and Queen Stevie Nicks and Queen Tanya Tucker are back out on their summer tours.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Lay’s BLT Sandwich chips, Smartfood Doritos Cool Ranch flavored popcorn, and Kraft Buffalo Mayo.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Anna Delvey’s podcast, the “environmental children” attempt to destroy a Monet painting, and Harry and Meghan’s Spotify deal ends abruptly.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a Bronze Age sword in Germany, and 1 million pennies potentially worth millions were found in a California crawl space.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Los Angeles Country Club hosting the 2023 US Open, a climber who was stranded on Mt. Everest refuses to pay the sherpa who rescued her, the Titanic tourist sub goes missing with five people onboard and could be stuck beneath the ship’s wreckage, US Senators are calling on TikTok’s CEO to come clean on US user data, AT&T tells 60K managers to return to the office, Missouri police warn the public that it's “illegal to wrestle bears,” Banksy’s first exhibit in decades opens in Scotland, and the Mississippi man known as ‘Case 1’ (the first man to be diagnosed with Autism) has died at age 89.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS: In business news, Kathleen reports that the CEO of the Titanic tourist expedition company OceanGate Expeditions, Stockton Rush, is onboard the missing sub craft.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:18.0	That's all. Um, episode 139. How crazy is that? That's officially, um, 12, let's see, seven.
0:36.0	It's 127 more than Harry and Meghan turned in. Just science, Spotify, boom, you kind of wasted
0:44.0	your money. You're 20 million dollars. Although they're not going to get all that, we're going to talk about that.
0:50.0	Yeah. Yeah. And then there was another little bursting story about that about Harry and Meghan.
0:56.0	You know, I really don't care if they want to leave the world family and they want to become normal people.
1:01.0	That's fine. It's what they've been doing in the meantime. Um, Kelly Osborne went off on it too, but I'm not right.
1:08.0	Yeah. Yeah. I like all the Osborne. So I know there's reasons people probably wouldn't, but I do, um, yeah, I'm not British.
1:17.0	I don't care what the shit they do, but they're not really doing anything. It's the typical. I'll get into it.
1:22.0	But first, let's start out. What are we drinking? A giant bum riser. This is not a political statement.
1:28.0	This is a sporting statement. If you will see, there is, there's a cardinal on the front of this can.
1:34.0	And I'm embarrassed because we're in last place. We've never played this poorly. Um, I'm trying. I watch it with my dad every day.
1:42.0	Um, and, uh, health wise, I'm not somebody said, oh, we're ever going to know what's going to happen.
1:47.0	I'm not going to go into all the health issues that have occurred because it's their health. It's not my health. They have their right to.
1:52.0	At some point, if they would say, okay, but I have it all we will. But everybody thought it's all hands on deck. Everything is moving forward.
1:59.0	Yeah. No one is dead. Um, I'll, uh, everyone's thinking clearly.
2:05.0	So, uh, one step at a time. Um, but I will be spending it in an ornament in my time in the Ozarks watching the Cardinals.
2:14.0	And they suck. And maybe this is a rally can. It's all I can think of. And then I have a little old smoky up because the Tennessee team's doing really good in the college world series.
2:24.0	Yeah. Yeah. So good for them. Well, and I just love this mascot because it's a blue tick town. And it's looked they made in blue.
2:31.0	Blue ticks are my second favorite after vehicles. Anything in the home group. Anyway. Um, what do it. So that's what I'm drinking.
2:38.0	A real old school Budweiser. And this is, you know, I don't care about Bud Light. Now Garth Brooks is in more trouble because he's serving Bud Light.
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