Gambling to say you think about gambling. It's not gambling when you know you're going to win counting cards is a full-proof system

It's also illegal. It's not illegal. It's frowned upon like

masturbating on an airplane

What's up internet? What's up? I thought you was in Hawaii a lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii

You're not special. You're not exceptional

Contrary to what your U9 soccer trophy suggests your glowing seventh grade report card despite every assurance of a certain

Corp. Purple Dinosaur that nice mr. Rogers and your baddie on Sylvia

You are nothing special. Hey mom

The meatloaf

We want it now the meatloaf. Let's forget all this nasty. This and have some whole some freshly delivered pizza. Ciao

Please no, I want stop

Don't do that. We don't do that because you didn't even use it in the right way. I can't understand a word you said the whole time

To eat some peanut butter or something. Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof your mouth

Well, hey there boys and girls. Welcome everybody

To a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in at

100 and 92 pounds

This is episode

1387 in a collector series and we have a fun and informative show all ready to go for you

Holy rollers. That's right

The inside world of Christian blackjack card counting rings from somebody who lived it when I first made it onto the team

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