Can I have the room for a minute?

Everybody out!

My empire is strong going!

All right, everyone back in.

I know what you're feeling, and it's fear, but not fear failure, fear of opportunity.

I'm going to suggest that we have a little constructive talking time.

Not long at all. I mean, maybe 10 minutes or, um, okay, or maybe 15 is also good.

So, I, uh, thinking about having kids, I got the names picked out, they're going to be doughnut and the gold in the hand.

I know what you're saying.

How do you know they're going to be girls?

They always seem to attempt to find a dishonest way to disparage me.

But I take being the focus of their attention and disparagement as a true complement of my public service effectiveness.

I can't turn off the transmissions to do harm. They're beaming them right into my head.

Beaming this right into your, uh, ear parts, it is a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, which is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Let the fun begin.

And let it begin a little bit more loudly than it should.

Because we're coming to you from a multi-trillion dollar radio station in Seattle.

Does this sound like on music on WorldBot?

Sounds like a place that doesn't have a good limiter here in this room.

But that's not what we're here to talk about on this Friday. We're here to talk about, um, lots of other things.

Including the fact that this is episode 1,382 in a collector series.

That my name is Luke Burbank and that I'm your host, that I'm weighing it at 190.

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