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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 138 - He Cooked His Meal At Waffle House?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie welcome viral sensation Alex Bowen who hopped the counter and cooked his own meal while drunk at a South Carolina Waffle House. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

0:07.0

Patterson Revolution! tonight, James. Uh-huh. Oh, God. What, uh-huh? What is that voice? It's the voice I'm using for the entire

0:27.9

show. Oh, man, I would fucking hang myself if that was the voice you're doing the entire show.

0:34.0

Uh-huh.

0:35.0

You know why we got a huge show tonight James?

0:37.0

Why?

0:38.0

We've got Mr. Alex Bowen on the show.

0:42.0

Calling in live to the Ross Patterson Revolution,

0:46.0

you might remember him from two days ago,

0:49.0

a story went massively viral,

0:52.0

where a young man

0:55.0

Scrapping fellow.

0:56.0

He's in his 30s.

0:58.0

He's a young man.

1:00.0

Young man. He went into a waffle house in West Columbia, South Carolina, housed.

1:06.6

I mean, he's absolutely shit-housed.

1:08.6

Sure.

1:09.6

Walked in, couldn't find any employees.

1:12.1

Walked around the building, went to the back,

1:15.0

the chef was sleeping at one of the tables,

1:18.0

and he decided to make himself his own meal.

1:21.0

So he got, jumped the counter and man the grill that made himself a Sammy and then, you know, bounced.

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