Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution!

Damn it was a crazy weekend. Crazy fucking weekend.

What happened?

Ohio State Alabama, down for the last spot in college football playoffs. They formed a committee because the old system wasn't good enough. Now this system is shit.

Alabama, how do I put this?

They're scheduling cupcakes and then there's just there's just fucking cake better and

and some of the opponents they scheduled this year weren't even cupcake

it was just cake batter. Just a

fucking bowl full of cake batter is what they were and the magic, the magic of

Mercer, who was their second to the last game of the year if you don't know who Mercer is they're not even in

FCS which so they're not a real football school it's it's sort of like a minor league, but for for colleges who were

super tiny and they just they want to collect some money so they play some of the

big schools. What will happen is they'll roll into an Alabama

and an Auburn, which they, this school

called Mercer, each played them in,

and they'll get steamrolled.

Not on purpose.

I mean they try to try.

But they've got about 15 people that go to school there.

Twelve of them may or may not be football players and they collect about a half a million to a million dollars

per game for playing there for essentially just showing up to get killed.

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