Always a pleasure to tune into Crockett and Tubbs, checking out the hot women's sun sets, ride those fast cars and chase those women.

You get the cigarette boats and the furries and the fast women and the fast guys are telling you, man, that is a show that I don't want to miss.

Miami Vice is number one of mine, but what a hot show. Keep it up, guys.

TVTM!

Hi gentlemen, I hope you heard that joke that was meant for you to hear it.

Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

Same different words means what? It means we're not on the same diet page.

I want to apologize to everybody for the wrong that I've done. I want to learn and grow from this.

That's like a sexual 9-11, in my opinion, you know? Or a sexual Cuban missile crisis, at least.

A lot of people say I have a real cute laugh. It's like...

Oh, that's a great laugh.

You're going to be using that real cute laugh throughout the next, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes, maybe even an hour.

On this Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Taste like a set in hot water. I'm hooked.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 1,378 in a collector series.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Indeed, we have all kinds of topics that we want to sort of bat back and forth across this table

and send them right down into your earballs.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TVTL.

Well, we've done it. We've identified the best granny ever.

It's granny time.

What happens when a reporter interviews a 100-drilled woman and her mind is firmly...

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