Episode #1370: – Andrew Dice Walsh!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Andrew plans out his new persona while Luke wishes he would have taken better care of his oral hygiene.

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0:00.0	How about like pranking an animal?
0:02.2	He put like a couple kids in a dog house and he let a dog go inside of his dog house,
0:07.9	and that way all three animals get pranked.
0:10.6	You cannot prank an animal.
0:12.7	The animals don't know they're being pranked.
0:15.8	Why even do it? I mean, it's like it's borderline animal cruelty.
0:19.7	Whether it be a pranking a dog, a pranking animal.
0:22.7	You sure punch an elephant?
0:23.9	Sure.
0:24.5	Son, I punch an elephant.
0:30.4	How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin?
0:34.4	Already went over those contestants.
0:35.6	Do you know the answer?
0:36.9	No, I don't. You said 100.
0:38.3	It's very low.
0:39.2	Wow. That's a fine pickle this fish seems to have landed as in, eh?
0:43.2	Ha ha, Charlie.
0:45.8	Charlie bit me, and that really hurt Charlie.
0:50.3	It's still hurting.
0:53.6	Me get crazy when me know have cigarette.
0:56.3	Let me try to quit, but me find it hard.
0:58.4	Me love refreshing taste.
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