Episode #1367: Dog Show!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2013
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Luke goes to the Humane Society to see about a dog, and comes back with some stories about the nutty volunteers.
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| 0:00.0 | Never had you figured for a Doors fan. |
| 0:02.0 | Not really a Doors fan, but sure I'd like to get into that. |
| 0:04.4 | You want to be a Doors fan? You can't just go buy any album. |
| 0:07.4 | It's scientific. |
| 0:09.0 | You got to buy this. |
| 0:11.0 | Waiting for the sun. |
| 0:13.0 | Listen to it every night around dusk for about a month. |
| 0:15.0 | Then what? Who's playing bass? |
| 0:17.0 | At the bed to the bed. |
| 0:19.0 | No one. No bass. |
| 0:22.0 | No bass? That's right. |
| 0:24.0 | The gypsies had no homes. The Doors had no bass. |
| 0:27.0 | But don't let that scare you, my friend. Let that liberate you. |
| 0:30.0 | Because when you're free flying with the Doors fan, |
| 0:33.0 | what do you need a safety net for? |
| 0:35.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:40.0 | Hello, everybody. Thank you so much for having us. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm going to introduce you to my oldest friend. |
| 0:46.0 | And he's a talking monkey. |
| 0:48.0 | If you want to watch this video with your mom or your dad |
| 0:51.0 | or your sister or your brother or your best friend, that's great. |
| 0:54.0 | But some things are kind of difficult to talk about or even think about it. |
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