Hello, my name is Jim Butterfield, and I'd like to tell you about the Commodore 64.

It's a pretty good computer. It has a lot of features. Very good color, sound, picture,

graphics, an excellent keyboard, a huge amount of memory, and the price is certainly right.

Let's take a look inside the box and see what we have in here.

Now the second thing that you'll see on the screen of your computer is a flashing square.

That's called a cursor, and it tells you two things. The first thing it says is the computer

is waiting for you to type. And the second thing it says is when you type, that's where the

character which you type will appear. You proud of that. You proud of that sentence you just

said. You're the one who wrote every kind of mustard on my shopping list.

And yet you still don't have the one I'm thinking of. It's red, it says catch up on it.

I hear it. That's on me.

Sir, the insta poles are in you're just taking yourself deeper.

Well then let me just see this. Marco Rubio Esun Panuelo Rosa.

I'm afraid you just made things even worse.

How? Why?

He just said Marco Rubio is a pink anchor too.

His public service announcement is over. Execute the caberman.

And yet this public service announcement is just getting started. That's right folks.

It's a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Carole my calls.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 1365. I'm weighing in at 194 pounds.

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