I hate today. I hate today so much that I might not even go to class. Why it is so gorgeous outside. Yeah

I know it like really gives me this uneasy feeling. It's like the certain kind of spring itch

You know what I mean? I saw three people touching tongues outside of my final yesterday. I think three couples. No

Three people

I believe that what's about to follow is really going to a maze

So I suggest you sit back and enjoy your front row seat

Today we are going to go over a great self-defense strategy

Puping yourself. I get out of the shower looking mirror. I'm impressed because I look freaking awesome

Hey, we have the same taste in words. Hey, do you guys hear about that thing about sports? You worst episode ever

Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world

You really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies. Hey, you know what time it is

It's time to get real

All right, then here we go everybody welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's box sabotage the system

You say sabotage. I say sabotage. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host

weighing in at one hundred and ninety two pounds. Oh, yeah, yeah, huge improvement from yesterday

We've got some fun stuff on this episode for its episode 1,360 in a collector series. Hi, this is Luke's mom

Suzy coming tonight on TBTL

In a few moments, we will go live to

Portland, Oregon to the Alberta Rose Theater on stage

Where I was talking to Mark Marin. That's right. Mark Marin the guy behind the WTF podcast behind the show Marin on

IFC and now

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