He didn't somewhere in this noisy, chaotic, mirage of society, his off-dello traveller,

Voldo. A man unstuck from place and time, he travels a world on foot. V must go find him.

At the ski-slopes I find him almost immediately. At the sea I hunt until I am mad, and yet

Voldo does not reveal himself to me. V search for Voldo, but that is Voldo searching for.

Perhaps he is not searching at all, but running from something. Does this man even want to be found?

Or, in searching for Voldo, did we really find ourselves? No, probably not.

T-B-T-A-N!

Sir, do you have any idea how super cool you are? Yeah, thanks.

I have a picture of you for above my bed, please. It's time now for a full look at your forecast

with Astrid. Maybe we can canoeodle before you get into it. About, um, we're not going to be canoeing.

Oh, I thought canoeodle meant chat. Shelley Mills looking good out there at Arcadia Lake.

We're Shelley. What happened to her? Look at her run! You can't run!

Must have been a one-man Vod Galact in his past life because the big man knows how to entertain.

We are legitimate, and we're turning out mega mega stars, and it's just show that actually

you see great things happen to these kids, and I love it, and I think that it's going to be around for a while.

Hey there, hi there. Welcome everybody to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show that

just might be too beautiful to live. Hey, what happened? This episode 1,355 in a collector series,

my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. Don't miss the sausage fest, weighing in at 192 pounds.

All I've had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch. That was this weekend

with disastrous consequences, which we'll tell you about in a moment. We have all kinds of things

you want to get into on this Monday. Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Including a new segment, spoiler's going to spoil, where we talk about what has today I would argue

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