Episode 135 - Matt Lauer's Locksmith

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss dirty Matt Lauer, why white people aren't nominated for Grammy's this year, and how the Giants are killing Eli Manning. Jables goes off on Megan Markle. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! evolution!
0:15.0	It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
0:20.0	Everywhere I turn I turn it beautiful is it turn it you're looking at you turn it you're
0:29.7	looking at you turn it you know I don't want to limit you sure you can look and turn at the same time. Sure. You can look and turn at the same time.
0:35.0	When I'm singing I go a I go a deeper.
0:38.0	Yeah, no, it's lovely.
0:40.0	Everywhere.
0:41.0	Yeah, it's lovely.
0:43.0	And I think that's just a more elegant, like feminine.
0:47.0	A lot of people say super fem.
0:49.0	You know? Sure.
0:50.0	It's very bruth, very bruth genera.
0:52.0	Yeah. I like it. I like it pre-op. It's very pre-op of you.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Tonight's show is actually dedicated toak James, bitch.
1:05.0	Zak James.
1:07.0	Okay, wow.
1:08.0	You know why?
1:09.0	Why?
1:10.0	This young man, this young strapping man, who is in college hits me up and says hey Ross I found a six-pack of Zema in my town
1:25.2	Would you like them would you like me to send them to you? I was like, oh, heck, yeah, yes, yes, I would. Young Zak? Young Zak.
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