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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 134 - Let Richard Branson Motorboat You!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss the woman who claims she was assaulted by a Richard Branson motorboat sesh, Prince Harry's engagement, and Ross tell a crazy story about dating a backup dancer from Jane's Addiction that went wrong. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

0:07.0

Betterson Revolution! evolution!

0:22.0

You know, on podcast or like a show like this dog, and I like, sometimes I feel disrespected by you. I feel really

0:23.6

disrespected Jables.

0:25.8

Oh word?

0:26.8

Yeah, you know why I feel disrespected?

0:28.8

Why?

0:29.8

Because Rastrodamus has struck again, God damn it.

0:32.6

What?

0:33.0

He struck again.

0:34.2

What?

0:35.2

Come on.

0:36.2

What? J-law magically announces.

0:39.5

She splits with Darren Aronowski.

0:43.0

I know.

0:44.0

The day before Thanksgiving, if there is a better time to

0:47.3

fucking beat the press, it's the day before Thanksgiving

0:50.2

because no one gives zero fucks then. also a horrible time to die because it's like

0:56.4

oh great it's Thanksgiving I'm gonna eat I'm still gonna eat I'm done giving a

1:00.7

fuck about who you used to be, you know?

1:03.0

Another coincidence.

1:05.2

Not a coincidence.

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