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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 135: Gimme a Baby Wipe

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Here's a family fun idea: listening to YKS! This week on the show we got some cat stuff, some phone stuff, some Trump stuff, and some sports stuff. Remember the Hulk Hogan sex tape? Remember the Masked Singer? Remember VTech? Remember breathing trash gas? We kind of do, for some of it, and for evidence look no further than this episode of the program.


Music for YKS is courtesy of the Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.


And hey! Remember the 12 Davids of Lynchmas? The very special series discussing and analyzing the surrealist works of the influential auteur David Lynch? Well we're doing it again, except this time it's about stupid action movies and fart comedies. That's right, it's Jesseuary on YKS Premium! Head on over now, plunk down your $5 and get ready to laugh and cry and fart with JF, DB, some crazy monsters, and a few very special guests.


This week's episode: Pacific Rim with our friend Greg (@weedguy420boner). This guy's so smart he probably has a secondary brain in his ass. Check it out!


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0:00.0

So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's called a stupid problem that nobody's ever had.

0:09.0

You don't want to sketch it on the internet to make a couple of us

0:13.0

because the body never told you that

0:15.0

your Kickstarter is.

0:17.0

Tell them, Mike and Jay out.

0:19.0

Your kick-star, if you're kick-star,

0:21.0

your kick-star, it's not. It's not.

0:24.0

It's not.

0:25.0

It's. It's going to start.

0:27.0

It's going to start it.

0:30.0

It's going to start it. Oh, it's not. Yes.

0:33.0

The podcast.

0:35.0

Hey Mike and K. I was just wondering.

0:38.0

What's it like being the two smartest dudes on the planet.

0:44.4

Hey everybody welcome to YKS Mike and JF here it's great it's

0:50.1

it's fucking rules yeah It really is.

0:53.4

It rules!

0:54.4

Yeah.

0:55.4

Sorry you can't experience it.

0:57.8

But it's kind of just by definition, it's the thing that only us can do.

1:01.4

The two of us guys. Yeah. There was a little bit more in the

1:06.1

voicemail. We didn't have time to get to it. They could have something to do with.

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