Episode 134: 100% Unhackable
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2020
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
On today's YKS, we got some bad Kickstarters gang. Sound familiar? Plus, JF learns a weightlifting lesson and finds a new favorite Kickstarter. And Mike is there as well (didn't write down any notes on what he said but you know it's good. That's Mike baby! What about Baby Mike, like Baby Yoda? That could be something cool. A little Mike in a floating orb. I've only seen the first episode of the show but the baby is floating in an orb. Let's get one for Mike.)
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they get another YKS. |
| 0:04.3 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:06.7 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:09.1 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS |
| 0:18.0 | put your headphones on it's YKS |
| 0:22.0 | Hey guys so I was listening to an episode of the pod the other day where you're talking about people getting an accident on listening to the show and on the way into work today it snowed a little bit and I look over and there's a guy sideways and ran right into me. |
| 0:40.0 | So like I think you should probably put a disclaimer at the beginning of the show or something at least like just to let people know you know |
| 0:50.0 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS here Here's your disclaimer for the beginning of the show. If you're in your car |
| 0:57.1 | Jump out. Yeah |
| 0:59.0 | Talk open the fucking door and just |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, you got to get everything you get into a small ball and roll away from the road and car it's the only safe way to listen to the |
| 1:10.2 | show but then of course yes the show is also still in the car. So once you recover, I guess, run back. Get back in the car. In case you miss something? Yeah. You're going to be pissed if you miss out on one of our jokes if you're rolling or along our good bits |
| 1:24.8 | Rolling along the freeway. |
| 1:26.8 | Oh man, what do they say about Yoda farting? |
| 1:30.0 | I forgot. |
| 1:31.0 | I didn't hear it. |
| 1:32.0 | When I started tucking and rolling, I heard Mike say that he was wearing a tampon, |
| 1:38.8 | and when I got back in the car, they weren't even talking about tampons anymore. |
| 1:41.6 | I'm lost now. This sucks. I have to |
| 1:43.9 | re-listen to the... Now they're talking about, I don't know, the Emperor Palpatines. Yeah, |
| 1:48.6 | two Star Wars things for me. Two Star Wars things from you. Two Star Wars things. Star Wars on the fucking brain. |
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