Episode #1335: Sticks And Stones… may cause Andrew to fall off his scooter
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2013
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
A picture of Andrew driving his 'Scoot-a-bout' in the wild emerges, sending the TBTL listeners into insult mode.
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| 0:00.0 | I've been having a lot of dreams about you. |
| 0:02.6 | Really? |
| 0:04.4 | Like, what kind? |
| 0:06.4 | One's where I stab you over and over again. |
| 0:10.6 | And then I try to cut your body into as many little pieces |
| 0:13.4 | as I can. |
| 0:14.6 | And then I start to eat you. |
| 0:18.4 | I start to eat your body. |
| 0:19.9 | And then I cross the room, all of a sudden, |
| 0:21.2 | my daughters are there. |
| 0:22.0 | They're playing Chinese jump rope. |
| 0:23.4 | My mother is breastfeeding Jeff. |
| 0:26.4 | They all turn to look at me. |
| 0:28.5 | And then I sh** you out. |
| 0:33.2 | And so I think this means I'm still holding on to some anger. |
| 0:37.8 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:43.3 | My family just loves me. |
| 0:45.8 | We're not fair. |
| 0:46.8 | We're pleasingly plump. |
| 0:48.0 | He's suffering from acute melancholia, |
| 0:50.6 | together with a guilt complex. |
| 0:52.6 | I want the barbecue. |
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