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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1326: Rodney Dangerfield, Physical Specimen

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2013

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew analyze Rodney Dangerfield's level of fitness in "Back to School" and Luke shares the story of his disastrous debut on public access TV.

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0:00.0

You owe me ten bucks.

0:02.0

For what?

0:03.0

Beretta prop gone season one.

0:04.0

I was right. Pay up.

0:06.0

This doesn't prove anything.

0:07.0

They call them Beretta because he was Italian.

0:09.0

His name was Beretta.

0:10.0

Not because he had a Beretta.

0:12.0

Where did you get this?

0:13.0

Souvenir.

0:14.0

I had a line on the show.

0:16.0

Looking's free.

0:18.0

Touching on cost you.

0:20.0

You played a hooker on Beretta.

0:22.0

I played an aspiring musician.

0:24.0

Who says touching on cost you?

0:26.0

Sounds like a hooker.

0:27.0

She was a young musician.

0:28.0

He was turning tricks to pay her bills

0:30.0

because her abusive boyfriend had taken her life savings.

0:32.0

I thought you said it was just one line.

0:34.0

You see, that's the challenge to create this complex character with a single line.

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