Hello, my name is Jim Butterfield, and I'd like to tell you about the Commodore 64.

It's a pretty good computer. It has a lot of features. Very good color, sound, picture, graphics,

an excellent keyboard, a huge amount of memory, and the price is certainly right.

Let's take a look inside the box and see what we have in here.

Now the second thing that you'll see on the screen of your computer is a flashing square.

That's called a cursor, and it tells you two things.

The first thing it says is the computer is waiting for you to type.

And the second thing it says is when you type, that's where the character which you type would appear.

You proud of that. You proud of that sentence you just said.

You're the one who wrote every kind of mustard on my shopping list.

And yet you still don't have the one I'm thinking of. It's red. It says catch up on it.

I hear it. That's on me.

Sir, the instipos are in. You're just digging yourself deeper.

Well, then let me just see this.

Marco Rubio es un panuela rusa.

I'm afraid you just made things even worse.

Oh, why?

You just said Marco Rubio is a pink anchor to it.

This public service announcement is over. Execute the cameraman.

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