Episode 131: Celebrating Masters Week, Cracker Barrel Sangria, & Visiting the Holy Toe

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Narragansett Famous Lager from Narragansett Brewing Company in Pawtucket, RI. She reviews all of the fun she had in Boston while in town for sold-out shows, drinking Guinness at The Black Rose to celebrate the Red Sox’ Opening Day, and eating as much clam chowder as possible.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares the news that Queen Tanya Tucker is part of the 2023 class of musicians being inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Cape Cod Waves Jalapeno Ranch chips, New England Marshmallow Fluff, Port City Tasty Ranch Dill Pretzels, and Ah-So Chinese BBQ Sauce.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Ralphie the Demon Dog, Tennessee’s proposed Drag Show ban, Carol Baskin is relocating her Big Cat Rescue to the Ozarks, the Bulgarian Cryptoqueen has resurfaced, and Kansas City Chiefs superfan Chiefsaholic removes his ankle monitor to avoid prosecution.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a long-lost ship in Lake Huron, and brothers discover a priceless Rembrandt under their ping pong table.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on St. Louis’s Holy Toe, the latest Vogue cover model is a 106-yr-old Pilipino tattoo artist, McDonald’s Canada is opening adult-only playgrounds in select restaurant locations, footage of the last remaining red wolves surfaces, Cracker Barrel becomes the latest company to flee Portland, and an ancient beaver species has been discovered by the University of Texas and is named Buc-ee.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video, and Yellowjackets on Paramount Plus.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Charmites, fire, fire, episode 134.
0:28.3	131, sorry. I don't know what possessed me to say that. I really don't know what possessed
0:34.3	me to say that. 199, whatever. I don't think anyone's actually keeping track except what
0:41.1	it says online. So, so many things, all right. It's back from Boston and Faxwoods, the
0:50.8	casino. What are we drinking? Well, this is a beer that they say in Boston is like their
0:56.4	PBR. It's called Narghans. It's actually made in Rhode Island, Paw Tucket, wherever that
1:02.6	Poe Tucket, Paw Tucket, Pew Tucket, Paw Tucket. I can't read that. You know why? Because
1:08.2	I have on Lewis's reading glasses because I stole them because I went to his house and
1:12.5	I didn't have my glasses and I couldn't read nothing. So, I said, do you have any reading
1:16.0	glasses? Because he always wears real prescription eye glasses. And then he came out of his
1:21.5	room and he's like, these are $50. And I said, well, I will pay you to rent them. I'm going
1:28.0	to give them back. But then I like them so much. I'm like, no, I'm not going to come back.
1:31.4	I'm not paying you, Lou. You make enough money. You don't need $50. Who buys $50 reading
1:36.8	glasses? Mine, foster grants from Walgreens, sometimes on sale for $14. Exactly. So that's
1:47.3	what we're drinking. So much fun. Some shout outs from Fox Woods to so much stuff backstage.
1:53.3	It makes the ushers are always like, does this happen all the time? I'm like, yes, just keep
1:57.9	bringing it back. Heather and Kristen bought some chips and to box wine. I take pictures of
2:03.6	everything because sometimes I leave this stuff for the staff if I can't get it home or I want
2:08.7	to share it or they've drank it. Right. Fox Woods, Billy and Jen, they brought the Guinness
2:14.0	Salt Shakers. Oh, yeah, they're right here. See, look how adorable. If you have YouTube, see
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