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🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Kathleen opens the show drinking a No Jacket Required Czech Style Pilsner from the Savannah River Brewing Co. She reviews her week in Augusta at The Masters, sampling her favorite egg salad sandwich on the planet and walking the course at Augusta National.
QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares news that Queen Stevie has cancelled a few shows due to illness in the band, and Queen Cher is selling her Malibu mansion for $85M.
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Masters BBQ Kettle chips, Herr’s Old Bay Potato Chips, and Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch Doritos.
UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on a recent citing of Scientology leader David Miscavige, the militant turkeys have returned to Massachusetts, Bed Bath & Beyond gets a major cash infusion, Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos are quoted a relocation cost.
“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of new clues to the Lost Colony of Roanoke mystery, and a dusty painting hidden behind a door turns out to be a Brueghel masterpiece.
FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a new Millennial fraudster emerging in Chicago, a mystery animal captured on film in Texas, a new study advises that pink Peeps contain an additive linked to cancer, a cobra is found in a South African airplane cockpit, Foot Locker unveils its new “Lace-Up” corporate concept, a Polish fantasist pretends to be Madeleine McCann, and proof emerges that Dire wolves lived in Canada during the Ice Age.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab |
0:12.9 | yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. |
0:17.4 | Tar Mites. |
0:27.4 | Episode 32. The pub is open. Oh my God, so many things. First of all, what are we drinking? |
0:39.8 | Right here in my shameless McDaniels. Where's that? St. Louis, a dog town. We're drinking |
0:45.2 | a little savanna river brewing company called No Jacket Require. I think it's in the honor |
0:50.6 | and honor of the masters, but they can't really rip off the logo, but the can is gorgeous, |
0:55.7 | well done, savanna. And it's a check style pilsner. I like any check style pilsner. It's |
1:01.8 | a great color. In Ireland, if you order a Budweiser, at least some of the places, they give |
1:08.7 | you a bottle that looks like Budweiser, but it's green, and it's called check wiser. And |
1:15.1 | it's even better than Budweiser. I don't even like regular Budweiser. I like Bud Light. |
1:19.8 | I don't like Budweiser. And then my uncles who worked at the brewery explained to me the |
1:23.4 | difference. It's something about rice, wheat, hop, contents, because Budweiser would give |
1:28.2 | me a hangover. Bud Light, never. Yeah, ones got higher hops or by rice, or I don't know. |
1:34.3 | You can't have those conversations after you've been drinking. It's like math. Yeah, |
1:37.9 | this content. Anyway, that's what we're drinking. The masters was wonderful. And I just |
1:45.7 | want to tell everybody, well, it wasn't wonderful for those people who went on Saturdays, Saturday. |
1:51.6 | If you're a golf fan, and I won't spend a lot of time on this, because I have a little |
1:55.1 | article later about that, you can go on StubHub and get tickets to the practice round, especially |
2:01.8 | if Tiger won't be there. I don't think he'll be there next year. No. For like Monday's |
2:07.6 | cheap Tuesday, Wednesday's a little more expensive, but anywhere from 400 bucks to, they can |
2:14.2 | go crazy. But you can get them and people go 400 dollars. I know that's a lot. But you |
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