Episode 1305: Shakespearean Looking Buckets
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Jacob gets his eyebrows done again. On a flight home, Matt sits next to a guy who takes off his shoes. What comedy would we choose to watch before getting shot? Jacob talks with an old tech hand. Plus a Scoopardy. Tickets for Shakespeare the Musical at the Fallout Fringe Festival are on sale at https://www.crowdwork.com/e/shakespeare-the-musical.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello, everybody. It is so nice to see you. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Random Adboro, Dead Laslo, Coach Rat Bastard, Chasing the Dragon Scoot, Bearded Scoot, John Madagleyigley and richard done if you want to be an |
| 0:23.3 | ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks head over to preaching fun dot com as we can go to |
| 0:29.0 | sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows the life you save may be your own. |
| 0:39.9 | And now, a program. |
| 0:41.3 | Hey, Johnny. |
| 0:43.8 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:45.5 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:46.1 | Great. |
| 0:47.2 | Let's go. |
| 0:51.5 | Oh, my. |
| 0:53.9 | I went and got my eyebrows done. |
| 0:54.3 | What? The other day, had him redone the other day. I went and got my eyebrows done. What? |
| 0:54.8 | The other day. |
| 1:11.5 | I had him redone the other day. I walked in my friend who does my eyebrows. You know that nice sight of me. It warned the woman at the reception desk that I would be coming here. You know, warning. It's time for Matt Madman's out from Social. Sitting across to me, the bushy-eyed, Paul Manningley. Across from me, that's Mr. Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:14.4 | There's Jacob, the refreshing Mr. Matt Donnelly. |
| 1:12.5 | So there's Jacob, the refreshing audience. |
| 1:14.5 | We're preaching fun. |
| 1:15.7 | Warned you. |
| 1:16.8 | I walk in the door, and it's like a nail salon. |
| 1:19.3 | You know, it's like a salon, and there aren't a whole lot of dudes walking through the front door. |
| 1:25.6 | And so I walk in the front front door and the woman at the front |
| 1:29.5 | reception desk there goes, |
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