Episode 1303: Orange is the New Lowe's
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: A truck runs into the Main Street Casino, and The Magic Castle catches fire. Matt's back on a cruise ship with an update on Pint of Plain. Jacob hasn't been sleeping of late when he's not insulting Home Depot employees. What are the deets on crossbow acts? Also, Smitty Scoop goes to court and a Scoopardy!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, call my wife. |
| 0:03.1 | Calling UK Wildlife. |
| 0:04.7 | No, call my wife. |
| 0:07.1 | Here's a cheese knife, Lester. |
| 0:09.2 | Voice assistants not working for you. |
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| 0:33.5 | Oh, hello there. I am so happy you are here. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. It's a new month and I don't have a new list yet. You should hear that as Jacob forgot to do the list before this moment, but he will have the list ready for the next show. That's right. We will think each and every ice cream truck driver at this part of the episode before this one is over. It's going to be insane. It's going to be awesome. Off the chain. It's going to be really something. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking earholes, head over to preaching fun.com. preaching fun.com as we can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes head over to preaching fun.com. |
| 1:13.1 | Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and who knows |
| 1:17.1 | the life you save may be your own. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh man, the next episode's thank yous are going to be so great. |
| 1:25.5 | It's going to be so crazy. |
| 1:27.1 | It's a problem. Hey Johnny. Do you want to going to be so great. It's going to be so crazy. There's a problem. |
| 1:28.2 | Hey, Johnny. Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 1:33.4 | Great. Let's go. |
| 1:37.3 | The Main Street Casino. |
| 1:41.3 | The Main Street Casino last night, or yet not last night, yesterday afternoon, had a pickup truck drives through its front door. |
| 1:49.7 | Oh, whoa. |
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