Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

We have a mystery this week, Marchman, a mystery.

Are you prepared for a poopy mystery?

Yeah, man. Tell me all about it.

Here's the deal.

The Stanley Cup game three was last night.

Tampa Bay Lightning won that game to go up, I believe, 2 to 1 in the series.

But we're not going to talk about that.

We're going to talk about game two.

We're going to talk about goalie Ben Bishop and the swirl of controversy surrounding Ben Bishop

and the dump obey lightning, as I may say.

It's going to be terrible poop puns.

Anyway, here's a deal.

Tampa Bay Lightning goalie, Ben Bishop, who's actually injured last night and then came back into the game, I believe,

exited game two on two separate occasions under mysterious circumstances that were unexplained

by both him and the club. And he left the game twice. He came back. And everyone thinks that he had to go take a shit twice.

And even Roberto Luongo, a season goalie himself, thought, he tweeted, he was like, must be diarrhea.

And then he put a little toilet emoji, and then he had a question mark by it.

And, you know, on his part,

on Bishop's part, Bishop wouldn't comment and the Lightning wouldn't comment. So do we think

that Ben Bishop left a championship hockey game twice so that he could evacuate his bowels?

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