Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

We did it, Marchman. We did it. We got set bladder to resign. Can you feel the excitement?

It's fucking Christmas over here. I am like wearing a hat.

I'm waving my hands in the air.

I couldn't be, I haven't been happier about anything in sports since I was like in grade school.

I'm rubbing my nipples right now.

We did it for you, world.

We, America, we, we solved soccer.

We fixed it.

You're fucking welcome.

I'm shocked.

I shouldn't be shocked that he resigned, but I am shocked.

Are you shocked?

Yeah, I'm shocked.

I mean, the Deadspin staff, it's Tuesday afternoon, it's early days. By the time anyone is listening to this, we may have gotten the full story about what exactly happened here. But we're all speculating like, what could have happened? Who could have blackmailed set bladder with what that would actually get him to quit.

I mean, I can't imagine.

We're talking like donkey sex, you know, video of him, like video of him taking a briefcase full of money,

I don't think would be enough.

It has to be really bad.

I don't think so either.

You know, the most boring but quite possible explanation would be that the brands got together.

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