Episode #13 - the BALLS

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man, weed & Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2020. MERRY CHRISTMAS /FELIZ NAVIDAD / HAPPY CHANUKAH / HAPPY (almost) KWANZAA catch ya in 2020 <3 www.KrystynaHutchinson @KrystynaHutch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our
0:12.2	heads. with the voices in our head the voices in our head
0:18.8	Hey, hi. Oh man, guess who didn't kill themselves this week? You didn't.
0:25.8	Congratulations and welcome to the voices in our heads.
0:29.8	I'm Christina Marie Hutchinson and I'm here and I really thanks for listening man I I love you I love you I love you
0:39.6	No I do it might make me uncomfortable but maybe that's because you got to ask yourself am I really
0:45.5	comfortable with intimacy or do I run away from it?
0:48.6	As someone who runs away from it, I got it.
0:50.9	Oh man, this is going to be I think I'm going to say this is going to be a short
0:56.7	episode but who knows I'll look down and be like two hours I've been talking for two
1:00.4	hours. Time flies when you're hilarious. Oh kill me. Oh here's some
1:08.5	shows that I got coming up guys. Tomorrow through December 30th in New York City I'm featuring for Dave
1:15.0	Patel at Caroline's on Broadway. He's the shit he's one of the best comedians on
1:19.9	the planet. Go. Can you go? Can you come? Thank you. Okay. And Thursday January 16th,
1:28.0	Justin Silver and I co-host were not banging. That's at the stand. That shows at 8 PM and then after the show
1:34.9	we're having an after party with a DJ and like Tito's is sponsoring it and
1:40.0	they're like donating a dollar from like every like Tito's cocktail to like
1:43.2	Bunny for Fido and that's like Justin's like thing where you like I don't know something
1:48.0	about dogs but it's good it's a good one it's the charity so if you get a ticket to the show, a after party
1:56.3	ticket comes with that. If you just want to go to the after party, all right fine. But you can do that too. I don't know how much the tickets are going to be, but just be on the lookout for that. Justin's figuring it out because of a portion of it's going to charity. Again, with the dogs dogs I should probably read more shit but before I say it but you know it is what happens and then the next glamor
2:20.6	plus is Saturday January 25th man I love that show and then
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