So what happened to me was I bought a bottle of ginro plum from a Korean sort of a takeout place.

I thought it was just a soft drink and I drank it on my way home.

And I've just noticed in a very fine print on the side of it that it's 13% alcohol by volume.

And I am completely fucking toasted already.

So, and it's also the hottest day it's been, I think, all year.

Yes.

I refuse to put the camera on to record this because I don't want to have to put on a shirt.

I am deranged from the worst toothache I've had in like a year.

I am fasting today because it is Arafah, so I cannot take ibuprofen.

I cannot eat anything until 9.47 p.m.

And we're recording this at 8pm on the dot.

And then also, Abigail, your wine has turned to vinegar.

Yeah, my wine has gone off, but at least I have more wine.

Welcome to Kill James Bond.

My father became a leading authority on Octopye.

He loved them.

His pet name for me was Octopus.

Music First of all, I demand right of reply.

What the fuck?

To be fair, it is not the weirdest father-daughter relationship we've had in one of these films.

That still goes to the crime guy from the Lazenby movie.

You need to fuck my daughter, yeah.

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