Episode 12.5: Cars 2 [UNLOCKED]

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2. Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!??? If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *SHIRT ALERT*We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here!https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	I can't just go into the men's loop.
0:17.6	Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of Kill James Bond that you're also getting for free on the free feed, despite the fact that it's a bonus episode.
0:27.4	I am Alice Caldwell Kelly, an East German police trubant with one wheel falling off, the backseat filled with patches, joining me.
0:39.3	Yeah. Yeah.
0:40.3	Yeah, go on.
0:42.3	Yeah, he's joining you.
0:44.3	Abigail Thorne, a Jaguar E-type
0:48.3	with a very, like, sort of slickly waxed bodywork. And Devon...
0:55.0	Dever...
0:57.0	Devern, what's your car sonar here?
1:03.0	Because I've been struggling with this, right?
1:07.0	Like...
1:08.0	Okay, so I have two potential answers here.
1:11.1	I was gonna say like a really fucked up old Fordson tractor, but then I found out that
1:15.8	tractors in the cars universe are essentially cows.
1:18.9	So like some sort of Chevy maybe, I'm not fully sure.
1:23.2	Anyway. We watched Cars 2 on our podcast about James Bond.
1:33.0	I'm sorry about this one voice.
1:35.8	No, no, it's perfect.
1:39.0	It was an incredibly random choice because it was listeners, it was Dev's turn to pick the bonus film.
1:46.2	And they selected Cars 2, which was like kind of a random choice because it was listeners, it was devs turn to pick the bonus film and they selected cars to which was like kind of a random
1:48.2	choice because it sort of has a spy
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