Let's talk about sex. So it's full-blown Christmas season and you know I've got a six-year-old and a four a four year old in my house and so we are big into

Santa and my wife and I've gone back and forth on this because we really don't want to

get into the whole Santa deal as much. I mean it's cool because it's kind of fun watching them with the whole

Mystery and all of that

But it falls into the category of you know my four-year-old put it real bluntly,

well, Santa gets everything we want, right?

I'm like, no, Santa will not get you everything you want.

And so my daughter came home from school right before they got out for the break with a letter that she had written to Santa at school.

And it just said, Dear Sandra, I want a puppy.

Oh, I don't want a puppy. I don't want a puppy.

So I told her, Santa's not going to bring you a puppy, honey.

But why?

So then it gets into this, she can play the drama card, you know, with those eyes and the lip and she's got her daddy pretty well around her finger, you know, and like, no, we're not getting one, honey, because, you know, I'm like no we're not getting one honey because you know we had a dog for a long time I've always been a dog person love dogs but now that we've got kids you know our dog our dog our lab died last year and and we just have decided we're

not doing another one while our kids are young because we like going around and

doing things and being active and that's just another kid you got to take care of on who's going to watch the dog who's going to do this who's going to do that and it's like no if we can just not have that in our life for a while let's just go that route and so we just

decided that's what we're going to do and now they are on a full court press man.

Yeah, same with my kids.

But we will win.

I am not giving in, you know.

We've won this many years yeah she even said well when I'm a teenager and I have a job and I'm making money

I'm getting a dog yeah I know I feel bad because I told I had said when the twins were potty trained maybe

when they're potty trained will get a dog and we still haven't got one for the same

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