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Election Profit Makers

Episode 13: Episode 12 (The ecstasy of Kid Midas)

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

David makes money from Trump's sex tape. Jon flips Ryan contracts. Starlee asks a question.

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0:00.0

If something horrible comes out and Trump comes out and agrees he did it, I will then weigh it.

0:05.1

But there's, I'm never a lesser of two evils person, but with Hillary, there's not even the same universe.

0:10.4

I mean, she is an abject, psychopathic, demon from hell that as soon as she gets into powers and try to destroy the planet.

0:16.4

I'm sure of that.

0:17.4

And people around her say she's so dark now and so evil and so possessed that they

0:23.1

are having nightmares. They're freaking out. Folks, let me just taste. If the media wants to go with

0:28.3

this, that's fine. There are dozens of videos and photos of Obama having flies land on him

0:33.6

indoors at all times of year, and he'll be next to 100 people and no one has flies on.

0:38.6

Hillary reportedly, I mean, I was told people around her that they think she's demon possessed,

0:42.6

okay? I'm just going to go ahead and say, okay? I mean, this woman is dangerous, ladies and

0:46.7

gentlemen. I'm telling you, she is a demon. This is biblical. She's going to launch a nuclear war.

0:53.5

Welcome to election profit makers, a guide to winning and losing money on the 2016 campaign using online prediction markets.

0:59.9

It's October 10th, 2016. This is the 12th of 17 episodes in our limited podcast series.

1:05.8

I'm David Rees, and I am joined by my childhood friend John Kibble. Hi, John.

1:10.9

Hey, David. How are you doing?

1:12.4

I'm okay. How are you? I'm a little hungover, actually.

1:15.3

Really?

1:16.1

Yeah. I was drinking during last night's presidential debate. Were you not drinking?

1:21.1

No, I was not drinking. Did you watch it?

1:24.1

I did watch it, and I was very very sober as I usually am.

1:28.1

I don't really drink.

1:29.4

Well, I had some martinis and by the end of the night I made a, I did the thing you always accused that Trump supporters of doing.

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