Ladies and gentlemen, two men from opposite ends of the physical, cultural and emotional spectrums, flats and shanks.

Hello everybody and welcome to

Episode 13 of our weekly podcast. I said last week was episode 13, but it weren't. No, it wouldn't. We're today at 12. Today's 13. I'm David Flatman.

I'm Tom Shanklin. Hi, Tom. All right, Dave. How you doing? Yeah, all right. Actually, um,

nice little backdrop of me. I mean, we went big last week. Yeah, in a stadium. And now we've gone a little bit below, but

still nice in a way. At Twickenham HQ, cabbage patch, where flats and I have just been filming some classic GWR, GWR videos. Yeah, it was such

bands with a Zed, wasn't it? Oh my god. We did a little bit of a gym session, some skipping. Can we just make sure, can we,

people at home don't think we're that cynical. We're not getting paid to say GWR in our podcast, like Tom just did.

Maybe we should be actually. We're doing it for practice. Is what we're doing before. When we get big sponsors on board.

So when we're doing Saturday night, take away. Yeah. And and dick. I just, um, I'm waiting, I'm still waiting for the call.

Like I checked my phone earlier, I still haven't had the call or the email saying that, you know, like land Rover or Fissacci or, I don't know,

Donald Trump wants to come and give us loads of money to talk about. Jamiko largely. What's it called? Jackamo. Jackamo. I wouldn't even know me. I wouldn't even shop there. You know, you obviously know.

Is that Freddy Flint office place? Well, yeah, I think for big lads high and mighty. I don't need that. I don't need to check your, check your junk mail. I'd be in there. You never know. Yeah, I'm

assuming there have been some really big offers coming in. But I often find when you turn your phone on and off, when you're expecting the text or email, it will come through. Yeah. Yeah. Do the little.

Try me to call you just in case. No, don't. Okay. Fine. Don't do that. Um, what have you been doing over the last week or so? Have you been busy? Um, no, not really. Make not too busy. Um, watch the whole rugby at the weekend because I love it.

Who doesn't piggy? Yeah. Um, taking it easy this weekend, purposely because I am off to Dubai for the sevens on Wednesday and I'm not playing before you ask.

Probably could. Um, what, yeah, you couldn't, what are you doing out there? Um, watching the rugby, taking a load of clients out. My company LS media, we do events and hospitality.

We are taking 20 clients out to watch the sevens. Your company LS media, um, will benefit in some way from being mentioned on this podcast. Um, that's no benefit to me.

You, you, well, you're doing a gig for me in January, the 18th, yeah, with Warburton and Haskell mates rates, barely covering the diesel.

Therefore effectively you work for me. Yeah. Don't say so. So, but until I turn up and work, I hold all the power. If I drop you on the day, you are screwed, mate. Don't forget that. No, we're not. We'll, um, we'll get someone like for like.

Oh, Majorly or someone. When Evans go compare. He's actually, he's actually really funny. He's really funny. Brutal, I heard. Brutal at me. Yeah. I just at you on on a specific night. Yes. Um, I was, uh, since you asked what I was doing the last week or so. Yeah. What have you been doing? Been very, very busy actually because I'm not going to Dubai. Um, you are always busy. I was every time I turn on TV. God, I see you. That's just repeat mate. So, um, one of the things I did was go to.

To the England against Argentina match, a Twickenham here at Twickenham. And we are at Twickenham in a box. And I was downstairs in one of the hospitality suite and it was brilliant. Mark Durden Smith hosted it. No, I normally do the hosting.

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