Episode 1297: Rage Against the Porch Pirate with Jessica Jane

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: We start the show with Vegas and Pittsburgh weather updates. Matt's in L.A. with the kids touring Universal Studios; does the tram tour reach today's youth? We talk about the Oscars before Jessica Jane joins us to share some new hobbies, a hobby-related injury, plus an interesting way to deal with a porch pirate. Also a Scoopardy!

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I am so glad you're here. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you. The ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Leon Kassab, Malia, technical scoop port, Mary Norburyed Laser, and dirty old scoop.
0:22.2	You dirty old scoop.
0:24.0	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver
0:26.1	and help deliver this fucking ice cream
0:27.6	straight to people's fucking earholes,
0:30.0	head over to preaching fun.com.
0:31.8	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up
0:33.8	to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:35.5	and who knows?
0:36.9	The life you save may be your own.
0:42.0	And now, here's a show.
0:44.8	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:48.6	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:50.0	Great, let's go.
0:53.9	Oh, boy. Record heat wave happening in Las Vegas.
1:00.2	Everybody is panicking about it.
1:02.3	It's still 20 degrees cooler than it will be in a month.
1:08.9	It's time for Matt Mattingley's ice cream social sitting in California.
1:12.6	That is Matt Donnelly.
1:14.0	Sitting in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
1:15.6	That is Paul Mattingley.
1:16.8	I'm Jacob the audio guy in Las Vegas.
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