Episode 1296: Art Garfunkel's Dry-Humping Towel

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Jacob enjoys listening to multiple versions of popular songs and confronts a Tibetan monk. Vulcan mind melds arouse Paul. Weed lounges are popping up around Vegas; are they social venues? Matt bleeds profusely again. Also a 'See U Next Tuesday' Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there! I am so happy to see you. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Shobith Bowers, John Maddingley, Joshua Bartels, Darth Scooper, and Lori Ellsraw.
0:22.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, preaching fun.com
0:27.5	is where you can go.
0:28.7	Head over to preaching fun.com.
0:30.8	Sign up right there.
0:32.1	Become an ice cream truck driver.
0:34.2	Deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes, and who knows?
0:39.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:45.0	Here's the show.
0:46.7	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:50.5	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:51.9	Great, let's go.
0:57.8	All right. Yeah, I'd love to. Great. Let's go. Oh, fellas, I have started doing something that I think might get me beaten up.
1:05.0	Oh, no.
1:06.3	Yeah, I might at least get punched.
1:09.5	I'm not sure.
1:11.0	It's time for Matt Manley's cream, social sitting in Las Vegas.
1:14.3	That's Matt Donnelly, sitting at Pittsburgh, PA.
1:16.8	That's Paul and Nottingly.
1:18.2	Over here in Las Vegas, it's me, Jacob, the audio guy.
1:20.6	We're preaching fun.
1:21.2	We are preaching fun.
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