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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1294: Do You Want A Ferrari?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2013

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the seamy world of talk radio advertising.

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0:00.0

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions

0:05.3

What patients my son to summon your power for the conflict to come you must first have power over that which conflicts you

0:13.4

Okay, am I the only one who finds these things just a little bit formulaic?

0:17.1

Do you want to push something down? You have to pull it up if you want to go left you have to go right

0:21.6

It's your temper is very quick my friend

0:24.5

But until you learn to master your rage your rage will become your master

0:30.3

That's what you're gonna say right right?

0:33.5

Not necessarily

0:39.7

Now this is something the other two are guys won't tell you yeah when you're light up the rear tires on this mother

0:45.9

It screams like a beegee with his fingers trapped in the car door. Where are now dog?

0:53.7

The canine lover

0:56.2

Where is your heart breath upon the nape of my neck?

1:00.3

We shall form a bond of brotherhood man and beast

1:03.7

You should lick my face and I shall lick your snout. Did you ever find bug's bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

1:11.4

My husband he'd rather be drinking it lunch. I drink your

1:17.0

milkshake

1:19.3

This way into the cafeteria

1:23.7

All right, here we go here. We do it's a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL

1:29.2

The show that just might be too beautiful to live on to get something out of the way right here at the top of the program

1:33.2

First I want to state that neither I nor any member of my fraternity

1:37.6

Hi capa alpha. I've ever been involved in butt-shocking or the use of alcohol

1:43.8

Animals so that just that ends that that ends that conversation right here and right now this my friends is

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