What's happening friends? Hopefully you're not too hung over after Easter from Cadbury eggs.

I know I worked my tail off so I could have a few myself,

few housekeeping notes for you guys. This Friday and Saturday I'm in Phoenix,

Phoenix, Arizona, Stand Up Live, Two Shows Friday, Two Shows Saturday.

After that I'm in Tampa, Tampa, May 10th through the 11th.

Then I'm in Cleveland, the end of the month. Get tickets now, tfk.com,

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It's time to go below the belt. What's up, y'all? It is the Monday after Easter.

Zombie Jesus Day, as I call it. Depend what you're into, man. Chin, what'd you do for Easter, dude?

Stay home. You did nothing? Did your family do anything for Easter? No. Not really. Nothing.

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